Oh, what an awesome news, the end of the world has begun. Yeah, that's right, it begun yesterday. I must say it looks awfully good outside for the end of the world. The weather here was nasty for more then a week, rains, wind, cold. Yesterday it was nice and sunny, so is today. Must be the end of the world that caused such great weather. I mean, God did say he we will all live in paradise after the judgement day. Granted bible also predicts horrible destruction before the paradise, but who knows maybe good old Yahwah just softened up a little. Btw, I read a good chunk of the bible and haven't seen anything about the exact date, on the contrary, I seem to remember it being rather vague about the timing, saying no one will really know, so we always have to be on our best behavior.
Perhaps this is why this pamphlet didn't give the exact quote. How many times has the end of the world been prophesied? How many times has it come true? If I remember correctly, 2000 was supposed to be the end of the world, how well did that go?
I know, it's all because of those Pastafarians, they screwed up this perfectly good apocalypses by dressing up like pirates... Perhaps Jahwah wanted it to be scorching hot to fry us all this way and all those darn pirates cooled down the earth.
Dear Pastafarians, if you are out there reading this, thank you. You saved us all from doom.
the sad part is some people quit their jobs & spent all their money convinced yesterday was judgement day :( what do they do now?
ReplyDeleteyeah, and in our economy it takes forever to get a new job. Well, I bet their faith with help them feed their kids.
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